kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via bones-andboners)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via departured)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via 69ml)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via tinaaaw)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via pizza)

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

(Source: umistakeme-forstraight, via voldemorts--nose)

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

(via are-you--satisfied)

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain