boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via asian)

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
lup-ins:

This makes me feel uncomfortable on so many levels…
seekinqs:

dvnity:

 

personal

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via orgasm)

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

(Source: absolutest, via encourage)

shetattoospeace:

ed-double-d-n-eddy:

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

Well what else are you supposed to do

telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

(via unescapable)

"

There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

"
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(Source: freddifish, via love-sweet-lover)

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(Source: gremlinsofficial, via suicideinterrupted)