despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via tinaaaw)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via pizza)

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

(Source: umistakeme-forstraight, via voldemorts--nose)

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

(via are-you--satisfied)

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

(via asian)

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

image

(via pizza)

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via asian)